Memorable Quotes

The following are anonymous quotes that were randomly recorded by me.  They were spoken by one of us three, but I'm not going to say who.  Hopefully you'll find these as as amusing as we did.


12/29/09

• "They don't even want our money! Makes me want to buy it even more."

12/30/09

• "You sir are a gentleman and a scholar... and a whore"
• "All a brother needs is a crease.  Just lookin' for a crease"
• "Thicky Henderson, Thicky Lake.  That's an awesome name for a fat girl.  I'm so clever.  Man.. I crack myself up."
• "Su-wah-tee cup these balls!"
• "Spicy on the way in... Spicy on the way out..."
• "Hey! stop hitting me with your sausage!"
• "That's not even that big.  I've seen helluva lot bigger before." "Have you now..."

12/31/09

• "I'm sleepy, hungry, and have to take a shit.  I'm full and empty at the same time.  It's a weird feeling"
• "Hey what can I say?  No really... I have nothing to say."
• "Air Asia is good but it's no Virgin." "yea, but you can only fly Virgin once"
• "I hate it... but I love it!"
• "Morals? I didn't check that box"

1/1/09

• "Got in a fight last night... with the ground.  Never fuck with gravity"
• "Wow... look at this guy... " "Only the best for me!"